Hand embroidered "We attack at dawn" in white cotton thread on real wool felt black patch, sewn on handmade burgundy acrylic crochet coffee mug tea cup cozy.

Gentlemen to bed, for we leave at first light.

To bed- for we attack at dawn! Now, I've never been in the military, but surely everyone knows that everyone else always attacks at dawn. So there's no real surprise there, right? If your strategy were, "We attack at 4:30 Eastern Standard Time!" that may be surprising.

Still, it's a call to arms that we all know and love. And even though most of us probably aren't attacking at dawn literally, and if we were, probably wouldn't display it on our coffee mug, it's still a nice motivator. Tomorrow I shall attack at dawn! That is to say a couple of hours past dawn actually. And I won't so much attack as I will roll out of bed, pee, and maybe quietly fart while I wash my hands. Hopefully all in that order.

Come on lads! Charge!

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