Uh, that would be me. Diane. Or as I'm frequently referred to, 'Knot'.

I'm a professional hooker.

I learned to knit when I was about 10, but only occasionally used my knowledge. I picked up the needle habit again in the recent past, and along the way got dragged into hooking. I have found my niche with the hook and yarn. It is so versatile and allows me to express my creativity which I so rarely get to do otherwise. My goal is to use humor and profanity to lighten up an otherwise dreary day you may be having. It works for me anyway.

I love my family, Manchester United and the great outdoors. No, not the John Candy film although I did find that amusing.

I hope to one day earn the meager wage I received in non-profit management through my hooking.

To read more of my mental hilarity:

KnotWork™